Babes of Hollywood

Behold the beauty that is Kate Beckinsale. This British actress is quickly becoming a household name thanks to her geek cred (appearances in Van Hesling and in the two Underwold movies) and appearances in more mainstream fare like the Bed Bath and Beyond informercia, Click. Of course, I’m still trying to figure out what was more plausible, a TV remote that controls the universe or the fact that a knob like Adam Sandler would be married to this beauty. Whatever the case there is no denying that Kate is an absolute knockout and we hope to see a lot more of her (in every sense).

Check out these photos as a little taste, then play the video for even more Beckinsale…

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Each week we will feature a new, up-and-coming babe that we feel is showing lots of promise when it comes to one of Hollywood’s oldest traditions…sluty internet photos. This week, we focus on April Scott.

April Scott is a smoking hot babe that has been really moving up the ranks of, well, smoking hot babes. From bit roles on Entourage to numerous billboards and magazines (I know you all have the September issue of Fitness RX) April has shown that she has got everything it takes to take on some of the really challenging roles a young actress face. Like Hellen Mirren or Judi Dench, April first got her big break as a case opener on Deal or No Deal. Next up is following another master thespian of our time, Jessica Simpson, when she stars as Daisy Duke in the upcoming straight-to-DVD title The Dukes of Hazard: The Beginning (The Beginning loosely translating to “no celebrity salaries”). Regardless of the acting thing, April will always have something to fall back on. And hopefully that something is my lap. Check her out…

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Vida Guerra is living the American dream. That is, if the American dream is to have millions of men ogle what can only be described as the largest, roundest, most special ass to land on our shore in decades. Clearly our forefathers knew what they were doing when they made it possible for this Cuban-born wannabe triple threat (actress/singer/rump-shaker) to rise for FHM lingerie model to, well, famous FHM lingerie model. If you haven’t seen what Vida is packing, check out this nice compellation of the sexiest photos of this Cuban spice.

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If you do not know the name Adriana Lima, then that is okay, because you will certainly know the rest of her body parts. Adriana is the Victoria’s Secret model that makes you pause the Tivo during commercials. Her body is so disproportionaly perfect it is a wonder other women aren’t trying to have her whacked as we speak (or write). And those eyes? My god, if Crayola made that color it would have to be called “F-me all night- blue” and the box would have to come with one of those late-night TV “Mature” labels. And did I mention her name sounds like llama? Who is this girl and what nerve does she have rocking me to the core?

Check out her greatest acting moments…that is, her ability to walk in high heels, a bra and panties as if stomping my manhood with every power step…

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