Archive for December, 2006

Rachel Bilson…Free at Last!

Thursday, December 7th, 2006

Bilson - 80's Girl

The OC hottie Rachel Bilson has finally realized that TV is just make-believe. That is why she has finally broken up with her co-star boyfriend Adam Brody. Now that this cuttie (who also starred with Zach Braff in this summer’s The Last Kiss) is back on the market, maybe she is willing to move from a dorky actor to something a little more glamorous. Like say, an internet blogger? Of course, it might take a little while for Rachel to get back on the dating scene. If it normally takes a girl 3-4 months to get over a long term relationship, then according to my “real person to celebrity calculator” she will probably need at least 2 weeks. In the meantime, lets ogle a few photos, shall we?

Bilson - tightie whitie

Bilson - pink and lovely

Bilson - Silver and Glamarous

Bilson - lean back, lean back

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A Secret No Longer - The Victoria’s Secret Models

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006

Fashion Show

Last night was the annual Victoria Secret Fashion Show. If you are not familiar with this traditional holiday event, let me break it down for you. First, the bra and panties maker, Victoria’s Secret, combs the globe for the hottest women in the world. Seriously, I am not even sure where they find these girls, but they are possibly the best looking women ever assembled (pun intended). Beautiful faces, gorgeous skin tones, huge breasts, long legs – they have it all…well, except for the whole personality and intelligence things (did I mention they have huge breasts?). Also, Victoria’s Secret makes sure that there is a woman for everyone’s taste. You know, in case your ideal woman is a tall, skinny Brazilianbrunette with green eyes as opposed to a tall, ridiculously skinny Brazilian brunette with blue eyes. Anyway, every year, VS puts on a fashion show that is nothing more than one hour long commercial. It features everything you might expect from a televised fashion show (since an actual fashion show would be boring as hell) including hot music soundtrack, lavish sets, special music performances and b-level celebrities in the front row (ranging from Paris Hilton to “E” from Entourage). Oh, and the best part is the “lingerie” they are wearing is something resembling a bra, flanked by 10-foot long wings (because every woman wants to wear the Wright Brothers plane to bed so they feel sexy). And of course, all of this is designed to somehow sell underwear to some overweight mall shopper. Just good times all around.

Now, watching this parade of beauties, I found myself asking the age old question – if I could only bang one of these models, which would I chose. That’s a tough one. Like choosing your favorite child (if your children were supermodels). Plus, while big names like Heidi Klum, Gisele Bundchen and Adriana Lima get most of the attention, there were plenty of babes you may not recognize. Here is a profile of some of the lesser known, but equally sexy, Victoria’s Secret Models.

Izabel Goulart

Izabel Goulart Victoria's Secret

Izabel Goulart thinking

Ana Beatriz Barros

Ana Beatriz Barros in Wings

Ana Beatriz Barros reclines

Karolina Kurkova

Karolina Kurkova Victoria's Secret

Karolina Kurkova in black

Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio - little yellow bikini

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Jessica Simpson has a “Jessica Simpson Moment”

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006

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Well, Jessica Simpson has done it again. This time, she could barely keep her emotions (and her breasts) in check while performing a tribute to fellow big-breasted song bird Dolly Parton. Apparently Jessica was so overwhelmed she stumbled through her song and later appeared on stage crying. At the end of the clip below you will see that she says “Dolly, that made me so nervous”. While her publicist would like to have you think that she was nervous about performing for her idol, clearly the only thing Jessica was nervous about was popping out of her dress in a Janet Jackson like moment. Unfortunately for us, she held it together. Looks like we’ll have to wait for the rumored sex tape to appear before we get a good look at Jessica’s, um, acting ability. Here’s the clip and few photos of Jessica in her finer moments (i.e. photos where you don’t have to actually listen to her).

Jessica Simpson Red Dress

Jessica Simpson - Back In Black

Here is the infamous event. Hold on tight…

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Meet the Babe - Arielle Kebbel

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

Arielle Laying Down

In this week’s installment of the ever popular Meet The Babe, we focus on the adorable Arielle Kebbel. This 21 year old actress has that sweet and innocent thing down, which is to be expected from a former beauty pageant contestant. But she also has a sexy streak that may have kept you watching films like American Pie: Band Camp and John Tucker Must Die when the plot surely wasn’t. She got her start on emerging babe-factory Gilmore Girls and ever since has been appearing in movies ranging from Soul Plane to The Grudge 2. While she may not have her pick at quality roles just yet, there is no doubt Arielle is reason enough to watch some really crappy movies…and isn’t that what Hollywood is really all about?

Arielle in her bed

Arielle on her back

Arielle Black and White

Arielle in jean shorts

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