
Last night was the annual Victoria Secret Fashion Show. If you are not familiar with this traditional holiday event, let me break it down for you. First, the bra and panties maker, Victoria’s Secret, combs the globe for the hottest women in the world. Seriously, I am not even sure where they find these girls, but they are possibly the best looking women ever assembled (pun intended). Beautiful faces, gorgeous skin tones, huge breasts, long legs – they have it all…well, except for the whole personality and intelligence things (did I mention they have huge breasts?). Also, Victoria’s Secret makes sure that there is a woman for everyone’s taste. You know, in case your ideal woman is a tall, skinny Brazilianbrunette with green eyes as opposed to a tall, ridiculously skinny Brazilian brunette with blue eyes. Anyway, every year, VS puts on a fashion show that is nothing more than one hour long commercial. It features everything you might expect from a televised fashion show (since an actual fashion show would be boring as hell) including hot music soundtrack, lavish sets, special music performances and b-level celebrities in the front row (ranging from Paris Hilton to “E” from Entourage). Oh, and the best part is the “lingerie” they are wearing is something resembling a bra, flanked by 10-foot long wings (because every woman wants to wear the Wright Brothers plane to bed so they feel sexy). And of course, all of this is designed to somehow sell underwear to some overweight mall shopper. Just good times all around.
Now, watching this parade of beauties, I found myself asking the age old question – if I could only bang one of these models, which would I chose. That’s a tough one. Like choosing your favorite child (if your children were supermodels). Plus, while big names like Heidi Klum, Gisele Bundchen and Adriana Lima get most of the attention, there were plenty of babes you may not recognize. Here is a profile of some of the lesser known, but equally sexy, Victoria’s Secret Models.
Izabel Goulart


Ana Beatriz Barros


Karolina Kurkova


Alessandra Ambrosio


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