Babes of Hollywood

 Lindsay Lohan has avoided her felonious father, Michael, since he was let loose from the big pen on March 13. Though dad has been trying to reconcile, Lohan kept him out of Plumm in New York when she played guest DJ and rumor says he’ll never see the absolutely sweet suite she just scored in Manhattan. Finally she is rumored to have spoken to dear old dad, telling him he still hasn’t changed and warning, “Don’t go near my mother ever again.” Apparently she also warned her hot mama Dina to be careful and take care of her sister and brother.

Bloggers have noticed that sexy Dina takes good care of herself, despite her recent thin protests declining she was a party mom, saying, “Whoever said that, my ex-husband or whatever, I’m not the party mom!” She has also said, “I’m living the American dream, and you can go…” Ooops. “If you can button it and clip it when you’re in your 40s, you’re going out.” This older honey knows how to clip and button it if you ask us – we’ve seen the photos of her fine, 44 year old ass out and about…

Dina also commented that Lindsay attempted to set her up with rich and famous dudes but she declined and said, “Linds, who am I going to marry? Like, an actor? Not happening.” Wow, bloggers can conjure up a lot of fantasies about these two…

Lohan’s hot mama also feels that Britney Spears is “beautiful” and Paris Hilton is a “really smart girl”. Wow, has she seen those bald photos lately or heard that Paris doesn’t know what the movie she’s been working on is even about? Anyway, horny bloggers feel these mothers and daughters, including the Lohan duo and the Hilton duo, should get together for a lively romp in front of the camera. Maybe Ray-J, of Kim Kardashian Superstar fame, can direct this one and invite Michael Lohan in on the action – after all, word on the street says former felons have a hard time finding work and this could generate some serious income…and interest…

Okay, horny bloggers were waiting with baited breath for the Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox kiss ever since they were bosom buddies on “Friends”. There was lots of hype about last night’s episode of “Dirt” because Jennifer was playing a lesbian who would finally kiss Courtney for all of us to see (a rumored kiss took place off screen during “Friends” but we didn’t get to see it, so we feel it doesn’t count). It turned out rather short and disappointing, with no spit swapping, tongue wrestling or any good stuff – it had been built up to be so much more…

What bloggers find more interesting is the history of Aniston kissing women – are there silent bisexual tendencies here? Jen has sucked face with the sexiest shoplifter, Winona Ryder, on “Friends”. She also got real friendly on “Friends” with dizzy diva Lisa Kudrow. Aniston even puckered up to babe Dagmara Dominczyk in Mark Wahlberg’s movie, “Rock Star”. Considering that Aniston’s ex was Brad Pitt, who is now married to notorious bisexual Angelina Jolie (we know everyone else follows her series of international adoptions, but we’ve preferred to follow her sexual escapades). It seems there could be some swinging going on…

Speaking of Jolie, she got pissed off at Pitt last month when he sent a card to Jen for her birthday, signed “With love, Brad”. Her sensitive emotional state seems to dictate to Brad, which is rather delightfully dominatrix of her. Bloggers feel there could be some hot sex tapes attached to all this – consider the threesomes, all with Pitt directing. He could be a kind of preppie Ray-J, pimping out Jen and Angelina in a Kim Kardashian Superstar and Paris Exposed fashion. We’re looking out for it…

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Bloggers would have loved to be a fly on the wall during the alleged attack of two photogs by hotties Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards. A lawsuit was filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court this week by photographers Scott Cosman and Rik Fedyck (is that dick or dyke?) against babes Pam and Denise due to a supposed violated incident at River Rock Casino Resort in Vancouver. Apparently Anderson and Richards were on the set of their upcoming movie, “Blonde and Blonder” in November and according to the lawsuit, Denise, “launched into a verbal tirade and physical assault upon Cosman and Fedyck that lasted over 20 minutes.” Bloggers feel that any 20 minute interaction with these sexy celebs would be awesome and wonder what’s up with these dudes. Word on the street says there’s tapes from the hotel security camera and Denise is alleged to have called the men, “f—ing cock sucker”, scumbags, douche bags and paparazzi scum. Hey, that sounds like the possible beginning of a hot sex tape! After those Kim Kardashian Superstar golden showers, horny bloggers are ready for some blonde ambition and a little S&M…

Anyhow, the lawsuit goes on to allege that Denise grabbed laptops right out of the photographers’ hands and threw them over the hotel balcony into the lobby and – believe it or not – hit an old lady in a wheelchair. Talk about dumb and dumber luck for blonde and blonder! After Canadian police checked out the incident, the decided not to bring charges against Denise but the lawsuit goes on that the blonde babes lied to Royal Canadian Mounted Police by saying the photogs threatened them with violence and were engaging in other criminal activities. Because of this, the paparazzi were arrested and held by authorities for about three days and bloggers guess this is why these guys got pissed off enough to sue these curvaceous honeys for assault, battery, defamation, false arrest and other stuff. Horny bloggers just want to see those renegade hotel tapes and some smut-mouthing…

Technorati Tags: Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards, Los Angeles, paparazzi scum, Kim Kardashian Superstar, golden showers, horny bloggers

 Bloggers revel in the fact that everyone has a first time and Kim Kardashian just had hers. After Kim Kardashian Superstar, we wondered what could be a first for this adventurous hottie and discovered it was strut down the catwalk. Pussy-cat perfect babe Kim showed off her awesome assets at Christian Audigier’s Sexpensive show in Los Angeles during Fashion Week. Bloggers may not know much about fashion, but we know we want those busty wares shes flaunting…

Speaking of busty wares, Kim’s gal pal Paris is back at work with Nicole Richie shooting the “Simple Life”. There was a panic about bust-less Nicole fainting on set, which turned out to be hypoglycemia according to word on the street. Richie’s waif-like appeal is beginning to wane along with her figure and bloggers feel that a donut and a wonder-ful bra like BFF Paris has may do her some good. Either way, we all would like to see a sex tape featuring Kim, Paris and Nicole, especially since Nicole is the last to keep the full extent of her assets to herself. Bloggers feel an erotic flick with these three babes would be an exciting follow-up to Kim Kardashian Superstar and Paris Exposed.