Babes of Hollywood

We can’t get enough of Hollywood hottie, La Lindsay Lohan and apparently she loves it. According to Lohan, she really digs getting attention from the paparazzi and all the photographs snapped of her. Cool because we intend to keep watching for some more Firecrotch shots. When Lindsay was asked about an incident when she felt bad about having the photogs eyes upon her, she recalled times “in a chic restaurant, or when I was in the AA meetings.” She felt that was disrespectful, but oddly no mention of any crotch shots…maybe that’s more respectful according to this babe…

Anyway, Lindsay says about the adoring paparazzi, “I wouldn’t ever want the to not take my picture…I’d be worried. I’d be like, ‘Do people not care for me?’”. Trust us Lindsay, we care. In fact, since La Lohan likes being filmed so much, horny bloggers think she should get together with Brandy’s little brother Ray-J of Kim Kardashian Superstar fame. La Lohan could bring along her awesome gal pals (how about Ashlee Simpson?) and romp for the cameras. Maybe Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Nicole Richie could get in on the action and defrock for Ray-J, revealing their busty assets and some serious firecrotch for the camera…

All fantasies aside, Lindsay does have a reported addiction – shopping! Bloggers wonder if she wanders adult stores and would love to view those purchases…preferably in use…

Who could ever think of leaving out or forgetting hot blondes Gwen Stefani and Pink? Both have eyebrows noticeably darker than their hair, leaving bloggers with the inevitable question – is that your natural color and can we check someone else to find out? Anyway, last night’s charity benefit concert by American Idol, “Idol Gives Back”, was supposed to feature pre-taped performances by sexy honeys Gwen and P!nk. Despite the performances by Kelly Clarkson and Josh Groban, along with an oldy, moldy Celine Dion/Elvis Presley duo, there was no screen time for these breathy blondes with awesome lung capacity…

Seems that the program just didn’t have the capacity to accommodate the pre-taped performances and they had to be “cut for time”. “Idol” has promised to air the segments on upcoming episodes to make Gwen and Pink fans feel better. What amazes bloggers is that there was enough time for the moronic montage of “Stayin’ Alive”. Horny bloggers would have felt much more like stayin’ alive if they had been able to view loose, luscious ladies such as P!nk and Gwen Stefani opening up wide for the cameras…to sing, of course, but our minds like to wander elsewhere…

Sexy Jessica Simpson is going be be the next Pussycat Doll – guest Doll that is, on May 4 at the Las Vegas PURE Nightclub. Jess is clawing her way to the top to join the ranks of other hotties such as Eva Longoria and Denise Richards who have been past celebrity guest Pussycat Dolls. A club reps promises that Simpson will, “strut her stuff and let her hair down.” Sound like Jess is some Pussy…

Speaking of pussy, Paris found her pussy the other day but apparently lost her voice in Vegas. Prince spotted the Hilton heiress in the audience at his Club 3121 show at Rio Hotel and Casino and he invited her to come onstage. When Paris went to join Prince and grab the spotlight, Prince tried to hand her the mic and called out to everyone, “Let’s see if she can really sing.” Apparently Paris got flustered, got off stage and cut out only two songs later. A rep for Paris denies the incident and frankly, bloggers aren’t too concerned if Paris can do anything other than…well, her obvious Exposed talents and the talents of cool gal pals such as Kim Kardashian and Nicole Richie…we know what these ladies can do with those lips…if they can’t sing, they can sure hum…

It’s ooh baby day at Babes of Hollywood. There’s a lot of baby news, meaning there’s been a whole lot of knockin’ boots going on behind the scenes…

Seems that Scary Spice claims the daddy of her newborn baby girl is Eddie Murphy. Although Melanie B. may be scary, an even scarier sight was the transsexual prostitute spotted riding around with Murphy back in 1997…

Speaking of riding around, the courts seem to have cleared Larry to take his daughter with Anna Nicole Smith out of the Bahamas as long as he agrees to return in June for the custody hearing. Virgie is pissed, but can anyone really imagine Mommie Dearest Arthur taking over…

Dearest mom and sexy babe Angelina Jolie just filed a petition in L.A. Superior Court to change Pax Thien Jolie’s name to Pax-Thien Jolie-Pitt so the newest adopted child’s name matches the rest when spotted by paparazzi…

Weird how Britney Spears’ son Jayden James is never seen by the paparazzi (except for a possible shot of his foot), despite the fact big bro Sean Preston is always caught around town. Word on the street says it has nothing to do with the K-Fed divorce, so what’s up? Where is the mysterious Jayden James hiding – under one of mom’s wigs?