Babes of Hollywood

Seems that Marilyn Manson is speculatively the man these days, which gives pale, antisocial bloggers hope for the future. After having sex in his latest video with his nubile young girlfriend, he recently ranted on an AOL blog about Linsday Lohan of Firecrotch fame. Manson states thoughtfully, How much would it such that forever you’re going to be ‘firecrotch’, you’re gonna have to share or just roll with it…that’s why she went blonde, slight of hand.”

Marilyn also seems to add a touch of truth to the rumors that his sexy stripper ex-wife, Dita Von Teese, broke off their marriage because of LiLo’s constant calls to Manson asking him to “hang out”. According to Marilyn, Lindsay was the one who let is all hang out and had “an obsession with change her clothes” in front of him. This ugly dude is truly lucky – we want to know his secret to have two such hotties fighting over him. Will gal pals Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton hit this scene, too, for some hot goth action?

Speaking of gal pals and hot action, Kim Kardashian of Kim Kardashian Superstar fame was caught with NFL stud Reggie Bush in a scoring position at a party this weekend in Las Vegas at TAO. Guess Bush and Tush are really an item!

Move over Candy Spelling, there’s another advice woman in the scene – Shanna Moakler. Seems that Shanna has moved on from offering her opinions to Paris Hilton and is now giving unsolicited advice to Lindsay Lohan on her infamous MySpace page. Moakers offers to LiLo, “when you [sic] making 8 million dollars a film…HIRE A DRIVER!!”

Seems that Shanna goes on to rant and rave about Lohan after this and also goes back to Paris Hilton, referring to them as the “penis posse” (wow, horny bloggers love that one) and states that she does not “feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it.” Moakler seemingly gloats when she comments that the playful penis posse is “going down one by one” to enter “jail or rehab”. Hey, is that a subtle verbal stab at Britney Spears and Nicole Richie, too?

Okay, so despite Shanna’s commentary about LiLo, she hasn’t really moved on from Paris and couldn’t resist taking another shot at the celebutante. Moakler says, “Karma will be the day she’s married and has kids and her husband goes and f**ks a 22 year old and knocks her up.” Ouch, that really hurts!

Excited bloggers are gearing up for a major rift between two hot Hollywood babes – Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel. Seems that Cameron, ex-girlfriend of Justin Timberlake, and Jessica Biel, JT’s current love interest, are both going to be presenting at the upcoming MTV Movie Awards. Ouch, that could hurt. Seems that the MTV handlers are doing the best they can to handle these hard to handle honeys, trying “to keep Cam and Jess far apart”. The handlers further admit that this sticky situation is creating “a mess”.

Bloggers still remember when hot tempered hottie Cam got all up in the Justin’s face when she found him flirting with Jess at a Hollywood party in January. Now that Timberlake brought sexy back with Biel, the stars need to be managed with care. Word on the street says that, “Cameron’s looking a little unstable lately.”

Frankly, we think she looks hotter than ever and apparently she’s worked her magic on magician and Mindfreak, Criss Angel. The couple recently went on a romantic date together that gave pale, anti-social computer freaks hope. Hey, maybe Criss can freak out Jess…or show Cam how…that would make for an awesome mental cat fight…

To get away from Lindsay Lohan’s recent DUI, horny bloggers decided to take a look at the video blog for her new flick, “I Know Who Killed Me.” Wow, this babe won’t have any problem getting a job as a stripper if her acting career goes down the tubes. The hot video clip shows LiLo getting it on around a stripper pole with wild hair, four-inch red heels and some awesome little underwear. Way to go, LiLo!

Meanwhile, back to the DUI, we finally heard something from Lohan’s dad, Michael Lohan. (Seems that Mama Dina Lohan is rather quiet now, after giving a thumbs up to her daughter’s partying lifestyle.) Apparently Papa Lohan is trying to use the weekend car crash and DUI as a chance to encourage Lindsay to get in touch with him again. Commenting about the crash, Papa Lohan stated, “This could be a blessing. This could be the sign that gets her the help she needs. I believe the people my daughter is hanging around with are the wrong people. Lindsay has to find hope in God and put her family first, not listen to what other people say, and listen to her heart.”

Big Daddy Lohan hasn’t seen LiLo in over three years and blames Dina for it, saying she built walls between him and Lindsay. Frankly, horny bloggers are glad that Dina is in charge – seems partying is more important to her and we’re all for it…imagine life without those incredible Firecrotch shots…we just can’t…