Lindsay Grabs a Coke and a Smile
Oh, no, does Lindsay blow? According to Britain’s news of the world, Lindsay Lohan engaged in a “marathon cocaine binge” a mere 20 days after leaving wonderful Wonderland, her rehab home for a month. Seems that Lindsay left rehab to grab some coke and a smile with friends.
The British paper featured video clips of La Lohan snorting up some coke with unidentified friends in the ladies room at Teddy’s nightclub located at Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. Her two friends are scoffing up the coke with her as Lindsay allegedly brags about her latest conquests with the men of Hollywood and who she intends to f— next. Wow, it seems that Firecrotch has earned her name and horny bloggers just wish they were on that awesome list…
Anyhow, word on the street said the cocaine marathon marched on from 8 in the evening until 11 the next morning. Further rumor states that her water bottles are filled with vodka, a far cry from the Alcoholics Anonymous meetings that 20 year old Lohan attended.
Bloggers wonder of Lindsay ever rehabbed at all or if it was just a month away from paparazzi for Lohan. We further speculate if Lohan ever did lines with Denise Richards, who we blogged about snorting on the beach (and pretending it was lipstick – even drunk chicks don’t do that). Imagine those two coked out, naked and Firecrotch ready!
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