Babes of Hollywood

Yes, hot babe Britney Spears is an officially free woman – she ditched disgusting K-Fed and horny bloggers rejoice. We can admire dudes like Criss Angel or David Spade for hooking up with babes such as Cameron Diaz and Pamela Anderson – but K-Fed is gross.

Anyway, despite his loser-ness, Fed-Ex has 50/50 custody with Brit, probably because of her crotch-revealing partying (we appreciated it) and her rehab time. Neither are supposed to be happy about the arrangement so they may be back. It is rather doubtful since that would make K-Fed go for broke and he seems to enjoy Brit’s dough…and hasn’t had any engagements of his own, despite his own hype…

We think talentless Fed-Ex should be glad he’s getting fifteen grand every month in child support from Spears. He also gets a whopping 20 grand in spousal support because of the prenup but his free ride is over in November. Frankly, we’re glad to be rid of this mindless moron and even happier to have Britney back on the single scene. We will be watching for her lovely assets to be revealed again and hope to have the kind of luck that dudes like Angel and Spade have to score…c’mon, check Britney out..

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, favorite eye candy for horny bloggers, are apparently under severe scrutiny from PETA for their puppy arm candy. PETA, represented by hottie Pamela Anderson, sent the following letter as a statement to Paris and Britney:

Dear Paris and Britney,

So, you have popped into a pet store to pick up some more doggie arm candy. Your impulse purchases of dogs encourage others to follow suit, no matter how ill-equipped they are to provide a decade or more of care for a little dog who has feelings and needs and who requires patience, veterinary care, and stimulation other than nightclub music and bar laughter. Also, for every pet store puppy purchased, a pound puppy dies (and a breeder — probably somewhere in Arkansas or Missouri — is rewarded for adding yet another litter to the pet overpopulation crisis). A California bill that would have required most dogs and cats to be spayed or neutered-and therefore would have helped reduce the taxpayer burden for disposing of (killing) homeless animals-was recently defeated by greedy breeders. Perhaps you and other vacuous stars need to tattoo “Don’t buy while pound pups die” on your foreheads to remind each other of that home truth.

Very truly yours,

Ingrid E. Newkirk, President
PETA

Wow, Ingrid is one serious lady! Anyway, we wonder what Pam thinks of all this. Brit may really need the comfort of those pooches since her divorce just became final with K-Fed…and Paris will still be inheriting millions of dollars someday from her beloved grandfather because she’s still in his favor after going to jail, so those pups are sure to have plenty. With Paris and Britney in mind, check it out:

Seems that Cisco Adler doesn’t even want to discuss sucking face with everyone’s favorite jailbird celebutante, Paris Hilton. When the paps approached Cisco as he left Les Deux, he blew off their questions about kissing Paris, who took Mischa Barton’s sloppy seconds the other night. Although horny bloggers can’t believe it, maybe he’s over the experience already…

Speaking of over, gal pal to Paris, Nicole Richie, intends to come to terms with her latest DUI. Richie is due to appear in court today and word on the street says the pregnant daughter of Lionel Richie intends to cop a plea. Apparently the minimum sentence that could be imposed on Nicole is five days in jail because this is her second DUI so Richie will be living the simple life behind bar like BFF Paris. The arrest took place last year on December 11, when Richie was caught driving the wrong way on a California highway – California dreaming behind the wheel?!

Anyway, there are no California dreams for Britney Spears. Rumor says she drove the kids out to the Vegas desert and K-Fed is already on her case for taking them out of the state. While they were in Vegas, it is further rumored that Brit’s bodyguard got physical with paps who were getting too close to the Spears spawn. Hey, can’t say that Brit isn’t a concerned mom, huh y’all?! We think K-Fed is looking for any excuse to diss Brit – trash for cash, so to speak.

With trashy in mind, here’s some fine footage of Britney at her best during better days…

Horny bloggers were extremely disappointed to find out that Lindsay Lohan fell off the wagon, despite her extended stay at Promises, Britney Spears alma mater. It also seems that the edgy ankle bracelet LiLo sported around her luscious leg didn’t stop her from partying it up until she got in trouble again – before we even saw any more Firecrotch shots!

Lindsay was caught by the cops as she chased after a Cadillac Escalade driven by the mom of Lindsay’s assistant, who had just quit her job hours before the incident because she felt LiLo was partying too hearty. What a bore! Anyway, according to a law enforcement source connection to the bust, lovely Linds was a real “bitch” in the field and was “uncooperative and showed obvious signs of intoxication.” Apparently the 21 year old refused to comply with a Preliminary Alcohol Screening Device out on the field but was unable to walk a straight line. At the police station, Lohan’s blood alcohol level was determined to fall between .12 and .13, quite a bit over the legal limit of the law of .08.

Add to all this that a personalized packet of cocaine was found by the police in Lohan’s pants pocket. The L.A. Sheriff’s Department reported that Lindsay got it for cocaine possession, transported a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license. Word on the street says that LiLo was blown away by existence of the blow and stated it wasn’t hers. Imagine that just a short time ago Lindsay was enjoyed sweet freedom at the Polaroid Beach House and celebrating her birthday…here are the precious pics to prove it…