Babes of Hollywood

Eighteen year old babe Hayden Panettiere apologized to the paps last night at the Declare Yourself party. Hayden declared she had verbally slipped when she yelled the four-letter f- word at paps in front of a little girl this week. We think smut mouthed girls are awesome! Anyway, Bobby Trendy of Anna Nicole Smith fame was also spotted at the party and Trendy claims to be looking to adopt or buy Britney’s kids. Wouldn’t a kick butt fight between Trendy and Federline be cool? Which one is the bigger wuss…

Anyhow, with Britney in mind, she was seen without kids escaping Los Angeles to hang out in Orange County. Spears attended a fashion show (maybe to get some tips?) inside the Sutra Lounge and then looked surprised when her new song “Gimme Me” began to play during the show. Brit disappeared into the crowd to find a secluded position (sounds kinda hot) and slipped out to go home after the show, skipping the after party. With all eyes on Britney, we wonder what Federline is doing these days – was he a dutiful papa home with the kids or out looking for action he won’t get? We suspect the latter, but he’ll still try to get that money out of Britney, using the kids as an excuse…remember, K-Fed’s clock runs out in November when the spousal support dries up…

If your clock still has a couple of minutes, check out these slightly naughty photos of our favorite f—chick Hayden Panettiere…

Word on the street has been buzzing that Lindsay Lohan will be finally getting out of rehab in only a few more days. However, rumor seems to be wrong and the latest update says that LiLo won’t be leaving Utah for awhile.

While the New York Daily News had stated that Lindsay could cut out of Utah as soon as this weekend, overspoken mom Dina Lohan told “Access Hollywood” that that was not the truth. Apparently LiLo intends to hang out in Utah for awhile longer. The latest possibility is that Lindsay may wind up renting a house in Colorado, New York, Montana or Colorado after she gets out of Utah so she can stay out of the Los Angeles partying heat for awhile. What do you call a Firecrotch who cools down – Icecrotch? Guess Lindsay doesn’t want to wind up weaving around L.A. with popwreck Britney Spears and the rest of the Hollywood honeys who are still partying their assets off…

With partying assets in mind, here are some sexy pics of Lindsay Lohan while she was still a flaming Firecrotch before her stint in rehab…and anyway, who knows what she’s doing with Sambora in the same Utah rehab these days anyway?

Paris Hilton gal pal Kim “The Tush” Kardashian has been busy lately. First Kardassian was seen at the opening of clothes stores Intermix, mingling with a guest list comprised of stars and spectators such as Kayne West, Justine Bateman, Pauly Shore and Perez Hilton.

After “The Tush” hung out there, she went to about a half dozen restaurants and clubs in Los Angeles, including Les Deux and Mr. Chow. Spotted by paps outside the infamous Mr. Chow, Kim was assked who she would like to see in a sex tape. Of course, The Tush is an expert having earned celebrity status from the hot sex tape, “Kim Kardashian Superstar.” Anyway, Kim cited Jennifer Lopez as the person she would most want to watch in a sex tape. Hey, can you picture these two babes bumping their ample asssets? That would be some butt bumping to reckon with…

Anyway, still showing her fine fashion sense, bootylicious Kim is also going wild for the new Ashley Paige line of swim wear for “Girls Gone Wild” and showing off her awesome asssets in a photo shoot in Punta Mita, Mexico at Joe Francis’ house. Unfortunately, Joe is still in jail while Kim is showing off her tush at his house…with Kim’s tush in mind, check this out…

Celebrities can’t seem to hide at Hyde these days. A popular spot for the rich and famous, it seems that there are eyes watching everywhere at Hyde, making it impossible for celebs to inconspicuously enter and leave the club. With paparazzi all over the place and resident wallflowers such as Leelee Sobieski, there is nowhere to hide at the Hollywood hot spot.

Leelee, star of “Never Been Kissed” is already spilling the beans on the peeps she’s seen. Apparently Sobieski reports that she saw soccer star David Beckham sans his other half, Victoria a/k/a Posh Spice. Beckham purportedly went to Hyde last night without his wife – was that supposed to be proud Victoria’s secret? Leelee states, “He’s a handsome fellow…he just looked like a dude having a good time.” Could that be because the stiff was at home?

Anyway, Leelee also says she had a lot of fun with Hyde regular Britney Spears and referred to the popwreck as a “troubled, really kind” girl. After all this, Sobieski discussed her dreams of seeing sex tapes featuring Angelina Jolie, Russell Crowe and Johnny Depp…with Joe Francis in jail, maybe we can get Ray-J of Kim Kardashian Superstar fame to take some footage…unless he’s too busy getting busy with rapper Lil Kim…

With hot sex tapes in mind, check out this sexy footage of Angelina Jolie so you can dream of those future tapes to come…