Babes of Hollywood

Okay, the clock was running out for K-Fed – his spousal support ends at the end of the month and how else would this loser pay for his lifestyle? Seems that the tides have turned in K-Fed’s favor and Commissioner Scott Gorden denied Britney Spears custody of her kids, giving her three visits weekly from 12 noon to 7 PM with one overnight visit. All visits will be monitored and Spears and K-Fed need to work out holiday schedules and Brit must childproof her pool area by Friday.

Although Spears’ drug tests were all negative and no glaring abuse was discovered to the boys, Gorden says that when Brit has the children, “the environment in the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all.” He says the coach complained, “during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children with in conversation or play.” The coach wrote that Spears seemed to have a “lack of general attention at time” but there was nothing she would “characterize as abusive in a traditional sense.”

Dedicated bloggers still wonder why Brit lost her kids. Did K-Fed get drug tested? How about a coach to watch him let his kids run around unsupervised in diapers on their birthday? What if Britney wasn’t earning millions – how would K-Fed be able to watch the kids while he worked at McDonald’s to support them? We are sure that K-Fed is a stellar manly example to his boys, living off Britney and riding the gravy train to the end.

Anyway, enough K-Fed bashing and let’s get to the really important stuff…checking out Britney’s lovely assets that are sure to support all these boys for a long time to come…

The Anna Nicole Smith mystery continues. It seems that the hearing regarding the untimely death of Anna’s son Daniel was delayed until November 19 due to the approach of a tropical storm Noel.

According to Magistrate William Campbell, the only duty for the jury to determine is the cause of death and the police don’t have evidence of any kind of homicide. There will be about 35 witnesses who will testify before the Coroner’s Court jury of 7 during the inquest into the death of Daniel Smith. Daniel died on September 10, 2006 while visiting his mother just three days after she gave birth to his sister Dannielyn in a Nassau hospital. A pathologist hired by Anna Nicole found that Daniel died from a combination of drugs that included antidepressants and methadone.

Several members of Anna’s family, including mom Virgie Arthur, were in the Bahamas for the hearing but lawyer and partner Howard K. Stern was not. Meanwhile, Dannielynn’s dad Larry Birkhead (rumored to have been butt buddies with Stern) was seen partying at the Playboy mansion last Saturday night with Paris Hilton. Seems that life goes on…but we still remember the delightful assets of Anna Nicole and here is a tribute to one curvaceous honey…

Okay, let’s face it, it’s gotta be tough to be Paris Hilton. She spends all that time in jail and gets out to lose the “Simple Life” while Nicole Richie gets pregnant and spends mere moments in jail. Then, no sooner than the “Simple Life” says buh-bye, former gal pal Kim Kardashian winds up starring in her own E! network reality show, “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”. A girl has gotta stay in the limelight somehow…

Which is exactly what Paris Hilton is doing with her latest statements to the paps. The latest word on the street says that the 26 year old celebutante wants to be frozen in time with her pet chihuahua with the hopes of revival in thousands of years. Apparently Paris is quoted to have said something like, “It’s so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced. And if you’re immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved. My life could be extended for hundreds of thousands of years.”

Wow, will the world ever be ready for Paris, even hundreds of thousands of years from now? Anyway, horny bloggers are always ready for some photo action of sexy Hilton and although it may be cool be be frozen, she’s hot right now…

Now that Paris Hilton is done with her life of crime since she is out of jail, she’s gotten really busy with, well…all that celebutante stuff she does. Of course we haven’t seen the former glory of her old partying days with Nicole Richie pregger and Britney Spears fighting for custody of her kids (battle ensues in court today). While other babes have been concerned over kids, Paris was starring in a new horror/musical “Repo! The Genetic Opera”. A recent poll shows only 12 percent of people even want to see this horrible…we mean horror flick.

Anyway, it must be mighty hectic being the subject of a questionable genetic operate because it seems that Paris is already compromising her attempts to improve her image after busting out of the poky – Hilton’s pilgrimage to Rwanda has been postponed. You mean Paris won’t be adopting any babies like Angelina Jolie or Madonna (c’mon, did bloggers have any doubt?!) and instead she’s canceling her journey? Word on the street says Paris isn’t visiting the African nation now because the group she was working with, Playing for Good Foundation, is restructuring. How convenient – does this mean voyeuristic bloggers will be seeing more of Hilton partying? We can only hope…with Paris’ lovely assets in mind, here is some fine footage of one of her nip slips for your viewing pleasure…