Babes of Hollywood

Alright, horny bloggers have finally found their Internet holiday ecard of choice. First of all, you know how much we love the babes of PETA – especially because PETA has a penchant for having them appear naked. After all, who can forget the luscious poses of Alicia Silverstone or Pam Anderson as spokespeople for PETA? (Of course we wish we could forget those visuals of Jurassic supermodel Janice Dickinson taking it all off for the cause.) Anyway, the latest lovely lady to reveal her ASSets for PETA is none other than Christina Applegate!

Currently in her own television series and formerly famous for Married With Children, Christina is in her birthday suit and some red gloves for a hot holiday-themed e-card with all the trimmings encouraging everyone to stay away from fur (except the fake kind) for holiday gifts. Wow, Christina is sporting some pair…of fuzzy gloves in this e-card and horny bloggers will be sure to send it to all their perverted, animal-loving friends (and a few who are simply considered animals). There’s nothing like the sexy ladies of PETA and we want to show our support for their noble cause by revealing a bit more of Christina’s irresistible assets…

Is Hayden Panettiere holding herself above other pop stars such as Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, who have all been busted for DUI? Recently Hayden, who like to appear innocent, did a sexy photo shoot for GQ Magazine, proving she’s all grown up now. While many question whether Hayden will soon become a Hollywood party girl (horny bloggers can only hope so), Panettiere thinks otherwise.

Hayden told GQ that, “You can’t schedule rehab for me. I don’t think you can schedule any DUIs. I think I’m going to be one of those boring girls. Britney Spears…that girls was the epitome of beauty when I was younger. And we built her up and just ripped her down, put every aspect of her life under a microscope. She’s someone I’m rooting for and I hope she can make that comeback.”

Then again, Brit hasn’t been arrested for DUI – yet – despite all those red lights she’s blown, stop signs she’s coasted through and minor fender benders she’s had while texting or otherwise distracted. Anyway, Hayden also set it right about her “Heroes” co-star, Milo Ventemiglia and the rumors they’re dating. She said, “No I’m not. I love my castmates and I adore Milo. He’s awesome, but we’re easy targets. We’re both young and he’s one of the only people on the show not married with children.”

No word about Ne-Yo. Let’s check out the beautiful, budding assets of this young Hollywood babe and hope she’ll be showing more soon…

Are there are unauthorized photos of Paris Hilton flying around? It seems that Paris Hilton is rumored to have sold pics of herself at Nicole Richie’s baby shower to the paps. Word on the street says that Paris may have commanded about $4,000 for these hot baby shower photos. The baby shower had been exclusively covered by InStyle magazine. A pal of of the gals is purported to have said, “Al the photos that were offered had Paris right in the center of them, as the star. They look so set up.”

Reps for Paris deny this about Hilton, who was a hostess at Richie’s shower, and state, “There is no way she had anything to do with this.”

Okay, pardon horny bloggers for wondering what the big deal is but…what the f– is the big deal? Do the photos show Paris in naked positions, poised over the baby shower cake? Is Nicole Richie prancing around with her naked baby bulge revealed for the whole world to see? Are the two of them getting into compromising positions right at the baby shower – or somewhere in the vicinity? Since none of these circumstances seem to be highlighted in this baby shower pics, we are at a loss to see why it’s a problem. We would have been much more interested if Paris had one of those famous nip slips…with Paris and her perky assets in mind, let’s share some better photos of Hilton…

When horny bloggers heard about Pam feeding the homeless for the holidays, we’ve gotta admit we had some really raunchy breast feeding thoughts in mind…

All our fantasies aside, pretty Pam is also the spokesperson for PETA so milk is out of the question. So is turkey on Thanksgiving as Pam and new hubby Rick Salomon (leftovers from Paris Hilton) showed off their charitable natures on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving by helping out at a local Las Vegas soup kitchen. Hey, are all those folks the people who went broke at the slots?

Anyhow, Pam and Rick served up tasty vegan fare to a desert city crowd that seemed glad to have it. According to Pam,“This time of year can be especially hard for those who find themselves homeless, and it’s murder on the turkeys. It’s easy to have a holiday meal (without meat).”

Voyeuristic bloggers thought they had seen everything Pam has to offer, but apparently we missed out on this charitable part of her – and we kinda like it. Imagine Pam serving up hot food in a tight t-shirt to you – and all you gotta do is get to the shelter, huh? Anyway, since we missed this gig, check out the fine footage of our favorite PETA honey…