Babes of Hollywood

Okay, horny bloggers saw this one coming. Seems that Lindsay Lohan’s ex from rehab, Riley Giles, is as scummy was we thought he’d be and maybe he’ll be going bowling soon to share tips with K-Fed. First Giles decided to engage in a tell-all interview with News of the World, a British mag, and boasted that he and LiLo “didn’t get out of bed for days”. He said that Linds wanted marathon sex with him and his tale of woe went on to say, “She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours.” Giles felt this was part of Lohan’s “addictive personality” but that she was serious about staying off drugs, seemingly substituting this high with sex. (In that case, we guess she had to hook up with someone in rehab to satisfy her cravings – but maybe adult toys would have been easier…)

Apparently the two had sex once four times in a row – wow, that all this guy can do in a marathon? Maybe in response to his sexual prowess (or lack thereof) Giles went on to tell the mag that “Lindsay would tell me she loved me and I’d say that to her to.” Aw, is that what made this money-mongering man whore decide to sell photos of Lindsay when they were together? Although horny bloggers had predicted (and in fact hoped) that Giles would release some awesome sex tapes of LiLo (guess this guy isn’t as slick as Ray-J of Kim Kardashian Superstar fame), he did manage to get some hot shots Linds posing in front of a bathroom mirror, holding up her shirt so we can see those tight abs. Giles has the big mouth but no evidence to prove it so let’s check out some hotter shots of Lindsay, including some nip slips that paps were good enough to catch for our viewing pleasure…

Alright, we have an update to the poor Paris Hilton story – imagine our favorite celebutante being denied of her rightful millions by Gramps! Anyhow, it seems that Grandpa Barron Hilton isn’t such as great guy himself and his actions may be the result of a guilty conscience. A book released yesterday revealed that Barron managed to get his hands on millions of dollars that his father really intended to leave to the poor, which is completely opposite to his charitable announcement made earlier in the week.

According to David Cay Johnston’s new book, “Free Lunch”, Grandpa Hilton fought for years to get control of his daddy’s assets and in the long run he got “more than half the value of the stock in his father’s estate, about 250 times the amount specified as a gift in his father’s will.”

Ironically, Barron wants to bequeath 97 percent of his dough to charity with the majority going to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation – which was named for the father he wrestled his dough from. Dad Conrad had intended to leave most of his money to the Foundation named after him but it seems that Barron’s plans were different. Word says Barron claimed he wanted to retain control of the Hilton hotel chain for the family but earlier this year, the chain was sold for $26 billion to the Blackstone Group. Is this how Paris will have to fight for her rightful share? Has this become a family tradition – or is Grandpa Barron just feeling guilty? Either way, let’s check out what makes Paris special to horny bloggers…

Everyone loves celebutantes with their big bank accounts and busty assets. After all, who can’t enjoy One Night In Paris featuring the lovely Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian Superstar, spotlighting Kim’s bootilicious beauty. Only it seems that Paris Hilton will someday be left with just her busty assets – if she’s still young enough to have them.

Yes, all the money Paris was going to get from the Hilton inheritance may be gone forever and it’s all because of her stodgy grandfather. It seems that Barron Hilton made a formal announcement on Wednesday that 97 percent of his incredible $2.3 billion fortune would be going to charity upon his demise – to be specific, the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation. This would put Paris’ anticipated inheritance of $30 million in doubt because it seems there would only be about $70 million to $130 million left for the family – if that turns out to be the case.

Recently a biographer reported that Grandfather Barron was “embarrassed” by granddaughter Paris’ partying behavior and word on the street says that he threatened to take away her inheritance a few years ago. Reps for Paris couldn’t be reached for comment. So horny bloggers have decided to check out Paris’ busty assets right here to decide if she’s still worthwhile without all the big bucks…so whaddya think?

It’s been a tough year for the partying babes of Hollywood. After all, Paris Hilton wound up doing hard time in jail and possibly losing her inheritance from Grandpa Barron because of her wild ways. Nicole Richie’s misdirected driving got her an hour in jail, plenty of bad press and now she’s pregger. Britney Spears had so many bad moments on the road including bald, umbrella wielding rages and hit and runs that it’s impossible to keep up with them. Lindsay Lohan was caught in several compromising positions that included coke, knives and other no-no’s. Vivica Fox managed to make racial insults during her arrest on the road. Our latest popwreck before the end of the year – Mischa Barton!

Yes, Mischa Barton, former “O.C.” star, was pulled over in West Hollywood, California because the cops saw her “straddling two lanes of traffic and failed to signal when she made a turn.” After pulling Barton over, they discovered she was “an unlicensed driver and was driving under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.” As a result of her actions, Mischa is in custody on $10,000 bails for suspicion of DUI, possession of marijuana and a controlled substance and driving without a valid license. The good news? Word on the street says that Barton is “very cooperative” and gave the police “no trouble at all”. At least this bad girl seems to have a good side…unlike some of the other Hollywood honeys who got themselves bagged. Let’s check out an even better side of Mischa Barton now…