Babes of Hollywood

It was only yesterday horny bloggers admired the assets of Britney Spears and now she’s been committed again – this time to UCLA Medical Center, which is the hospital where her new psychiatrist
practices out of. Who wouldn’t go nuts after dealing with a loser like K-Fed?

With losers like K-Fed in mind, recently “Prince” Fritz von Anhalt was spotted at his favorite watering hole and a pap asked what he thought of Francesa Hilton’s letter. At first he denied receiving it then he decided to make a statement to Hilton, “If you don’t want me to do what I’m going – kiss my ass!” Another K-Fed, Fritz is Zsa Zsa Gabor’s ninth husband (she’ll be 91 next week) and has become famous for claiming to Anna Nicole’s baby’s daddy, appearing naked (ugh) in his Rolls and tirading against Zsa Zsa’s only daughter Francesca along with Paris Hilton…

With Paris in mind, recently our favorite celebutante was spotted in Tenjune nightclub in New York City with Elisha Cuthbert and the two were purportedly “all over each other and making out”. A rep for Cuthbert denies it ever happened…but horny bloggers would like to believe otherwise…and to cheer us up about Britney, let’s check out some footage of Paris…and that’s hot….

So many babes of Holllywood are pregger or post-pregger, it’s tough to keep up. Seems that Jennifer Lopez may be ready to burst and is currently at North Shore University Hospital on Long Island, New York awaiting the possible arrival of her little Lopezes, right in her home state.

Also spotted out and about in New York, Gwen Stefani was making her way through JFK and although she hasn’t said anything about her new baby bump, it certainly seemed visible to the naked eye…

Meanwhile, we have Jamie Lynn Spears dealing with teen pregger-ness while sister Britney loses custody of her boys and gets diagnosed as bi-polar. A new psychiatrist has visited Britney every day this week and apparently she’s on meds to deal with it. Word on the street says Brit’s bipolarity is severe and on her meds she is like “a different person – normal and sweet” although a professional states, “The medication just isn’t working.” The professional also indicates that Brit is trying and “She has a disease. Sometimes when you see her she’s in the middle of an episode. It’s like mocking someone with Down Syndrome.”

Horny bloggers have no desire to mock Brit and we really just want to check out her incredible assets…so let’s see the finer parts of Britney and forget about her problems for awhile…

Horny bloggers keep watching the girls of Disney because there is so much to see. After all, Lindsay Lohan has given us countless moments of pleasure with her Firecrotch and tales of sexual prowess. It’s difficult to believe that popwreck and sexy babe Britney Spears started out on the Mickey Mouse Club and now her little sis Jamie Lynn is dealing with teen pregnancy while she stars in the high school series “Zoey 101”. Most recently, we all got to see a lot more of Vanessa Hudgens in those naughty online photos and “High School Musical” will never look the same. Now it seems that Miley Cyrus, the beloved star of “Hannah Montana” was caught with her pants down – literally.

Yes, young Miley was all smiley as she posed in underwear and a bikini with another unidentified female, making us think of those lesbian tongue photos of Vanessa Hudgens – but Miley’s are not nearly as racy considering she’s just 15 years old. The revealing photos show Cyrus lifting her shirt while she’s wearing underwear and really, she’s just too young for horny bloggers to appreciate it. However, now that Vanessa Hudgens is coming of age, we await her adult years and future sex tapes to rival hotties such as Paris Hilton and Kim “The Tush” Kardashian. With Vanessa’s future in mind, let’s check out her lovely assets right now…

Okay, the hottest party girls of Hollywood are back on the scene and horny bloggers are definitely watching them. Only a couple of weeks after giving birth to her daughter, Harlow Madden, Nicole Richie was out on the town and looking delicious. No baby fat on this babe and she’s got those bodacious curves she was missing before having the baby…ah, very motherhood has been very good to Nicole and her cleavage. She’s definitely looking better than ever and ready to rival Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian instead of being the skinny sidekick, she’s now a curvaceous hottie…

Keeping an eye on sexy babes looking better than ever and partying through the night, luscious Lindsay Lohan was seen partying in New York this weekend with Brody Jenner. Oddly enough, Cora Skinner, the so-called girlfriend of Brody, was nowhere to be see as LiLo and Bro partied through the night and seems that three would have been a crowd. After leaving The Box, the duo got into the same SUV and apparently Linds wasn’t answering any questions and security got hyped up about leaving LiLo alone. We’ve all heard about Lohan’s incredible appetites…and horny bloggers can’t resist taking time to check out what they’re missing…