Babes of Hollywood

Horny bloggers are so caught up in rehab honeys and pregger babes that it’s refreshing to see someone young, single and looking to mingle like Hayden Panettiere. She wowed us with her efforts to save the helpless sea creatures in Japan and we imagine her in naked PETA ads down the road to rival current spokesperson Pam Anderson. Anyway, Hayden finally talked about why she really broke up with Stephen Colletti, star of “Laguna Beach”. She says its wasn’t because of new love Milo Ventimiglia at all, despite all the rumors.

In an interview with Seventeen, lovely Hayden says, “I just knew I wanted to breathe. I wanted to be single at the time … It just hit me like a ton of bricks: This is the time I need to be with myself. It takes such a secure person to be with someone like me — it takes so much confidence; it takes so much trust.”

In September, 2007, after a year of romance, Hayden cut it off with Colletti. By the holidays in December, everyone linked her to Ventimiglia, who is 30 years old (lucky old dog). For weeks the couple insisted they were just friends (yeah right) and finally went public in January. No matter how you cut it, she’s not married or pregnant so Hayden is still single and looking to mingle as far as we are concerned…and we’re checking out the goods…

Horny bloggers have an important announcement – apparently Pam Anderson is going to be a free woman again! After a brief two month marriage to Paris Hilton throw away Rick Salomon, Pam is filing for an annulment. She isn’t seeking a divorce but instead wants the marriage annulled based on fraud. It should be no problem for Pam, who’s been around this block before with singer Kid Rock and drummer from Motley Crue, Tommy Lee.

Papers were filed Los Angeles court last week and Anderson requested the court not award any spousal support and keep their property and income separate. Pam filed a further request to have a retired judge handle the proceedings, which is commons for celebs seeking to keep their legal matters private.

Both Pam and Rick are 40 years old and got married on October 6 in Las Vegas. The couple was splitsville by December 13 and spent the holidays apart. Rick is no stranger to divorce proceedings either, because he’s divorced from hottie Shannen Doherty. Well, horny bloggers are happy to hear that Pam is free and to celebrate her pending annulment, we’re going to check out her incredible assets and laugh about what Rick will be missing…

No matter what else happens with the Hiltons, they are never boring. Paris Hilton continues to titillate horny bloggers with her partying escapades and slurred commentary. Her little bro Barron has already gotten himself in legal trouble for his youthful partying and this only seems to fuel the Paris’ party fire further, to the delight of voyeuristic bloggers who can never forget “One Night In Paris”.

Anyway, now the “Simple Life” is over and Nicole Richie has a more complicated life with baby and man. Britney Spears is constantly supervised and the only connection being made by these babes lately is when Nicole danced to Spears’ “Gimme More” on one of her first nights out after baby. With these babes of Hollywood all tied up, Paris Hilton is apparently tired of her pooches and needs a new best friend. Could this possibly be another excuse for a television show featuring Paris Hilton?

Seems that it is. Paris is returning to reality television and a word on the street says that the show is “going to be about her searching for a new best friend…Paris is tired of the haters and she’s looking for someone new. She’s looking for someone new and cool who she can trust.”

Can horny bloggers be Paris’ best friend? Imagine getting close to this everyday…

We’ve talked about the pregger babes and now horny bloggers are examining the other end of the womanly spectrum – the babes of rehab. Yes, we’ve watched our fave babes hang out at rehab for the past year and it’s almost become a Hollywood hot spot. Britney Spears went from rehab to the guys wearing the white coats. Lindsay Lohan looked better than ever after her stay at Cirque Lodge and marathon sex with boy toy Giles. Now one of our favorite blondes, Kirsten Dunst, is doing time in rehab and we’re waiting to see how she does…

Eva Mendes just broke out of rehab and she’s already partying for the paps at the hot spots. Seen at Madeo, Mendes posed for a few paps and had dinner. Meanwhile, Amy Winehouse got out of rehab, too, but doesn’t look nearly at hot as the alluring Eva. Amy’s arms are covered in mysterious scratches with no evidence of how they got there. Last year Amy had scrapes and bruises compliments of a fight with hubby – but he’s in jail now…with jail in mind, bloggers favorite horny dude Joe Francis is still in jail in Nevada on those sticky tax evasion charges but he’s still working on “Girls Gone Wild” (pun intended). In fact, his mag “Girls Gone Wild” will come out on tax day – April 15. You just can’t keep a good man down!

With hot babes in mind, let’s check out some luscious footage of rehab honey Eva Mendes…