Babes of Hollywood

Seems that the word is out from People about the most beautiful babes of Hollywood, according to them. Senior Editor Galina Espinoza offered a sneak peek on the Early Show about the best-looking honeys around.

We don’t know all the babes yet, but we do know that Halle Berry made the list for the 12th time, which is a record. Horny bloggers have to agree with that one because we just checkout out her fine body after pregnancy. Halle can always get us going…

A surprise on the list was young Miley Cyrus. At 15 years old, bloggers would have to time shuttle themselves back to their teen years (a geeky time we’d prefer to move on from) to realize whether this one is true or not…or risk being as creepy as Miley’s dad (we agree with Howard Stern that those Vanity Fair pics of Miley and Billy Ray are disgusting).

Anyway, the woman of the hour this year is Kate Hudson, who inadvertently kicked out of our favorites – Drew Barrymore (sorry Drew). Anyway, Kate is a hottie and Espinoza comments that she, “just embodies such an incredible natural beauty that is in vogue right now. We’ve gotten so accustomed to celebrities getting breast implants and nose jobs, and she will talk about being flat-chested and having a little bit of an offbeat look.” Horny bloggers still don’t see anything wrong with breast implants and nose jobs but we’re ready to give Kate a chance, so let’s check her out…

We’ve watched those pregger babes of Hollywood closely. After all, Jennifer Lopez doubled in size when she carried twins then returned to her sexy self shortly after giving birth. Christina Aguilera gained sensual cleavage after giving birth and isn’t afraid to show it off. Another hottie to recently give birth was the lovely Halle Berry.

Berry had her baby with Gabriel Aubry. Apparently Aubry had a fantastic time trying to get Halle pregnant because she said about taking pregnancy tests, “Finally, after about 35 tests, we got a positive test.” That lucky guy! Anyway, the two aren’t married but claim to be “deeply committed” (which means horny bloggers still have a chance). Halle was spotted last weekend on the red carpet and looked luscious wearing a short leopard print dress with an alluring plunging neckline (we love how new mommies show off those live-giving larger breasts). It was Halle’s first public appearance since she had Nahla Ariela Aubry back in March and she was definitely looking good.

Seems that Aubry will stay lucky when it comes to getting plenty of action from Halle because she says about her child with him, “There’s just one right now. But we’re hoping, right after this one, to do it again.” There’s nothing like doing it again…and with that in mind, let’s admire all the assets Aubry has access to from heavenly Halle…

It’s all about Hollywood hook ups lately. Jessica Simpson former borefriend John Mayer was seen at a Miami restaurant on Friday night with Jennifer Aniston, one of the famous Friends. The lengthy dinner was at Michael’s Genuine Food and Drink and Miami’s Design District. The doors opened for the duo early at 3:30 pm and the two shared a meal for an hour and a half. According to Charles Bell, general manager of the place, “I was happy to accommodate them.” According to a witness, the situation “definitely seemed like a date”. Aniston was linked recently to Owen Wilson, co-star in her upcoming film, ‘Marley and Me’ and Mayer was liked lately to Minka Kelly of ‘Friday Night Lights’. Time will tell about these two…

Meanwhile, Mariah Carey, who we recently observed spending some close time with Nick Cannon, was seen sporting a large, sparkling diamond ring on her left hand ring finger. Could Mimi be engaged? Is the man of the hour Nick Cannon? Do horny bloggers have any hope? Either way, we’ve gotta give Nick credit for bagging this babe – if indeed he is the man. We also can’t believe John Mayer’s good fortune to be spending time with sexy Jennifer Aniston. Let’s check out Jen and see what John might be getting…

The hottest Hollywood babes are hanging out in Washington D.C. Hey, why didn’t anyone tell horny bloggers there’d be so many honeys in Washington – and we’re not talking Condoleeza Rice, either.

Seems that our favorite babe of PETA landed in Capitol Hill to visit the Department of Health and Human Services. Pam was hand-delivered a PETA science report regarding outdated tests conducted by the United States government. We just love a busty babe with a cause!

Another busty babe with a cause strutted her assets into Congress – sexy Shakira! Seems that when there’s war going on and economic duress, the only way to get a meeting with Congress is to be a honey – and Shakira worked it to look for money for universal education.

Finally, another awesome babe, Amber Tamblyn, went to Washington to support an outstanding cause that stands head and shoulders above the rest – affordable birth control. Tamblyn met with Sen. Debbie Stabenow and some college students to consider ways to offer access to budget-conscious contraceptives. After all, horny bloggers would love the opportunity to get discount condoms and try to find a way to use them…

Anyway, let’s check out the ample assets of lovely Shakira so we can educate ourselves about international hotness…