Babes of Hollywood

We watch the babes of Hollywood do all kinds of stuff to get our attention. Photo shoots and public promotional appearances just aren’t enough. Most of the babes wind up stripping down or starring in sex tapes to really keep us watching. Who can forget Paris Hilton in ‘One Night in Paris’? How can we ever leave behind the days of Lindsay Lohah’s Firecrotch and Britney Spears’ ongoing crotch shots for the paps? Our introduction to curvy Kim Kardashian was her “Superstar” sex tape with Brandy’s little bro, Ray-J. We even had those steamy pics of youngsters such as Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus.

With all this showing off going on, seems like one babe is MIA and the producers of her latest movie simply cannot find her. Yes, formerly of ‘O.C.’, Mischa Barton is now starring in the movie, ‘You and I’ but isn’t showing up for any film promos. Apparently Barton is hiding in London instead of doing publicity. The directors of the movie, Roland Jaffe, spoke to BBC Radio about Mischa and said, “She hasn’t pulled out of interviews. She’s pulled out of everything…Her room is here, she is here, but trying to get the two together has just been impossible. We just don’t know where Mischa is.”

Is this a new way to get our attention – be completely missing? Well, we found some hot pics of you to keep us happy in the meantime, Mischa…

We saw hottie Denise Richards raging at ex-husband Charlie Sheen over the past couple of weeks, denying she wanted his sperm after they split. Apparently Charlie was saving all his juices for Brooke, who he’s marrying tonight. They may already be expecting their first baby together. Sources say, “They’ve been busy working on a baby. They have been for a couple of months.” With three daughters, think Charlie will get a son this time? Wonder if Denise has found any sperm…horny bloggers are always willing to help…

With sperm, sons and divorces in mind, Britney Spears’ doc says she not ready to deal with her legal matters yet. As Britney tries to pull herself together to regain more custody of her two boys from K-Fed, the doc makes a “differential diagnosis”. Seems Brit’s doctor wants to do some more testing soon to check the condition of her condition. LA Superior Court Commish Reva Goetz will have everyone face the music again next month. For now, Britney will be keeping out of the “litigation process or…discovery proceedings.” So now we have two hot blonde babes on the circuit…Denise and Britney…let’s check them out and see which one we’d like to handle first…

It’s amazing what dogs some guys are – unless all the paps are underage teens now. We read about that one guy, but we really doubt they’re all that young. Anyway, even horny bloggers like use have some ethics. Regardless of the fact Miley Cyrus is just 15 years old, it seems the paps are camping out in droves outside the house of the ‘Hannah Montana’ star. Despite her tender age, Miley joined the ranks of other paparazzi golden girls such as Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. The only difference is horny bloggers are willing to fantasize about those babes…

Apparently all it takes are some racy photographs to get everyone going. Vanessa Hudgens had those naked pics at a young teen age. Miley has already had several photos on the Internet showing her pulling up her shirt and showing off her underwear. Then there were those weird pics for Vanity Fair showing Miley nuzzled up suggestively next to daddy dearest, Billy Ray Cyrus. We think Miley should keep her clothes or coat on for another couple of years until it’s legal for horny bloggers to consider whether we want to hit it or not…even in our fantasies. Meanwhile, we have plenty of appetite for her competitors, so let’s check out some sexy footage of Paris Hilton, a babe who is always willing to be exploited and old enough to handle it…

We’ve been watching the Lohans for awhile. Horny bloggers couldn’t keep their eyes off Lindsay’s firecrotch in her partying days. Then we got to see Dina Lohan and Michael Lohan publicly harass each other over “the kids”. Dina won mother of the year (we are still amazed) from some Long Island mothers group and is living off her daughter’s name in reality television show, “Living Lohan”.

So what has Linds been up to lately? Has she wielded a knife at friends? Snorted any coke? Starred in any sex tapes? Alright, we all know she’s been seen holding hands with her “friend” Samantha Ronson. Yes, these gals have been snuggling and kissing in public and that’s hot. The only problem is that Sam claims they are just friends. LiLo was also seen holding hands with her sister…

You know that Lindsay’s parents have something to say about it – when don’t they? Already daddy Lohan has spoken to the New York Daily News about his daughter’s possible relationship with Sam, saying he doesn’t care too much if it really is true. Michael says, “Lindsay’s life choices are up to her. I don’t get involved in my daughter’s personal life.” Well, horny bloggers do, every chance we get…imagine sex tapes of Sam and LiLo? Now that’s really hot…but until then, check this out…