Babes of Hollywood

A Britney, Madonna and Justin Threesome?

Hollywood — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:13:05 +0000

We’ve watched Britney Spears face disaster, her marital and custody battles with K-Fed and her slow return to hotness. Now that Britney is hotter than ever and done with K-Fed for good, her former on-stage kissing partner Madonna faces her own marital breakup from Guy Ritchie (though she seems to be recovering quite nicely with A-Rod). Anyway, latest word is Britney Spears will be onstage again with Madonna – and another one of her exes, Justin Timberlake.

Well, of course you know K-Fed would never be asked to join a Madonna concert! Anyway, there were some rumors that Britney might not be able to perform. Seems Brit had knee problems back in 2004 and underwent arthroscopic surgery. According to word on the street, Britney had a check up this morning and an alleged spy at the Kerlan-Jobe Orthopaedic Clinic said “All systems are go.” Other rumors claim Britney may not be up to performing tonight and will only be showing up at the Los Angeles Madonna concert to offer her support. Either way, we hope to see a bit more of the new and improved Britney…and in the meantime, let’s check out some hot footage of Spears…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMgWQhohV2s

Heidi Gets Really Risky

Hollywood — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:54:44 +0000

Last night horny bloggers were gathered around the television just drinking beer, smoking and the usual stuff to unwind. Though we all wanted to know who would win the election, the more beers we had the more boring the election coverage became. We figured we’d find out who the winner was in the long run anyway, so why not start flicking television channels to find programming that wasn’t about the election?

We settled on a station after touring for awhile and went back to our beer, smokes and conversation. Suddenly we all stopped drinking and talking at once. Could our eyes be deceiving us? Strutting across the screen in all her glory was curvaceous Heidi Klum, supermodel and host of “Project Runway”. Heidi was doing a parody of the famous Tom Cruise underwear scene from the movie “Risky Business” (do you remember how many of us played air guitar in our underwear on the coffee table when mom was at work?). Anyway, Heidi was doing her risque Risky Business routine in a commercial for “Guitar Hero” and air guitar will never be the same. Heidi sure makes this routine a lot more interesting than Tom (Seal is a very lucky man)…just check her out…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLeZAGLEzcU

Jennifer Confronts John, Pink and Vampires

Hollywood — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:29:42 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQP__4cXBrE

Did you hear all those whispered rumors about Jennifer Aniston being pregger? Horny bloggers thought she was joining the Hollywood MILF crowd, but is seems it was only a rumor. According to US magazine, Jennifer’s rep’s response was, “Give me a break!” Meanwhile, it seems Jen is still swapping spit with John Mayer so she may wind up with a bun in the oven yet. Jennifer recently spent a weekend at an Arizona spa with Mayer. The duo spent a lofty $4,000 a night for a private home together (possibly to revive their wilted romance).

So what about Gerard Butler? We don’t think he’s mourning over Jennifer since he was seen leaving Kate Hudson’s Halloween bash with what is reported to be “two very sexy vampires”. Be careful Gerard – they might be more dangerous than Jennifer!

Meanwhile, Jennifer further reveals her passionate commitment to John Mayer by defending him. Apparently Jennifer is pissed off at Pink because she said harsh things about Mayer. Jen is even telling all her friends not to speak to Pink. Do you think any of them ever did? Anyway, what do you think - the classic “Friends” look of Jennifer or the wild raging hormones of Pink? Let’s check them both out to decide…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_vuLAEJqKk

What Happens When Niki Gets Racy…

Hollywood — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 03:07:30 +0000

Yes, all the babes of Hollywood are getting pregger these days and morphing into MILFs. Are babies the latest accessory for hot babes? Anyway, another beautiful honey has a bun in the over. Sexy supermodel Niki Taylor and her NASCAR hubby Burney Lamar are expecting their first little one together. Burney is one lucky man!

A rep for Taylor told People all about the baby news on Thursday. Niki is due in March and said about the upcoming birth, “Burney and I are very excited with this stage of our lives. We’re thrilled.” Believe it or not, curvaceous Niki is already a MILF because she has two 13 year old twin boys named Jake and Hunter. Now Niki is doing it all over again for her racy husband. Lamar got lucky when he was paired up with Niki to sign autographs at a charity event. The two would up getting cozy and ultimately got married in December, 2006. In honor of their get together, Niki and Burney told people to make donations to Victory Junction Gang Camp (for chronically ill kids) instead of giving them wedding gifts. Do you mean Niki is gorgeous and socially conscious? We envy Burney…just check out what Niki’s got…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiEJPurPc7k

Lindsay Lohan Gets Into Guys, Not Gays?

Hollywood — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:20:49 +0000

We never know what to think of Lindsay Lohan. Is she straight, gay, bisexual or just plain sexy crazy? Frankly, horny bloggers prefer to think she’s a raging sex addict who can’t get enough action from anyone willing to participate. After all, the girl of former Firecrotch fame even hooked up while she was in rehab. These days her sexual antics are getting more press than her work – maybe that’s partially the reason why lawyers in a lawsuit filed by her friend Samantha Ronson called Lindsay a “semi-celebrity”.

Speaking of Sam, Lindsay is currently denying her latest status as a lesbian, even though she is purportedly dating DJ Ronson. According to the New York Daily News, LiLo is still very much into guys (this word comes right from her friends and is a relief to bloggers like us who fantasize about Lohan). Of course the idea of a threesome with Lindsay and another girl (not Sam) is also appealing…so bisexuality is alright with us…

With the latest revelation from Lindsay in mind, daddy Michael Lohan is talking to the press yet again and apologizes for his hard words about his daughter’s gal pal Sam Ronson. According to the New York Daily News, Daddy Lohan says, “I’m a Christian. I should not pass judgment on anyone.” Has Papa Lohan been talking to his spiritual advisor? Anyway, let’s bring ourself to a higher power with these hot pics of Lindsay…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GioHWDyQbxI